I'm sure you can imagine
it's as simple as can be
the place is rather private
the players he and she.
she whispers "will it hurt?"
"of course not." he replies
"its a very simple process
just lay back and close your eyes."
she says "i'm frightened,
i've never done this before."
he wanted to continue.
"it will not hurt much more."
it really is painful
and tears came to her eyes.
it must be some size!
calm down my darling
for faith shall heal your sin.
now open up a little wider so
i can get more in."
suddenly with a little jump
she gave a little shout
thank goodness that's all over with,
he finally got it out.
now look at this more closely,
and a dentist you will find.
it's not what you've been thinking,
in your dirty little mind!